'And when the universe has finished exploding all the stars will slow down, like a ball that has been thrown into the air, and they will come to a halt and they will all begin to fall towards the centre of the universe again. And then there will be nothing to stop us seeing all the stars in the world because they will all be moving towards us, gradually faster and faster, and we will know that the world is going to end soon because when we look up into the sky at night there will be no darkness, just the blazing light of billions and billions of stars, all falling.'
god’s punishment for being a lesbian is drunk straight girls
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when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’
if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history
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what do you call a sunburnt penis
Kyle this is the worst
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"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
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seeing assholes u used to be friends with like
Signal boosting in case anyone needed to know this.
This is informative as heck. Show this to everyone!
This is actually some great info! Why can’t they teach this kind of thing in school??
Wow, I’ve taken health and sex ed three times during my educational process and never learned any of this. Thanks.
Definitely some important information here!
this is supa awesome. i do think it should be noted that side effects of EC *really* vary. when I took EC I didn’t have any symptoms whatsoever.
The more you know~
*High five.* This is amazing. We also did a video about EC if you’re interested, although, TBH, the above pretty much covers it.
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"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"
I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET
I doubt anyone would believe me if I said that my clinical psychologist told me to post nudes to Tumblr, but she did, so have these pictures of my half naked body. I’m sorry.
See Post #how the fuck is this therapy dr l? #i'm starting to think l stands for lecter not leigh because ur methods are so fucked up #i hate my body so much #i guess that's why you're making me do this. #nsfw #personal #nudes